If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.
― Crazy Sexy Khool (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)


what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago


I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka